Funny Children Stories-Personal Expreiances

[OnyxFemme]

Ok I hope this takes off, because my kids say some stuff that will have you:lol::lol::lol:


My daughter whom is 3 and definitley mommy's girl-Hit her 8 year old brother in the eye...I asked her why and she said...Because he is "EBIL"........


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Post yours! Doesnt have to be your child, but a niece, nephew even a students!

[IntelligentDyme]

MY 7 year old nephew asked my brother (his father), was he a "Democrat or a Prostitute".:lol::lol::lol:


My bro says "well I guess he already knows that Repubs are always on some hoe shit" :lol::lol:

[OnyxFemme]

^^^okay that was funny^^^^

[izayoi]

I spoke at a residence hall about nutrition and one of the young girls asked,

"Is fish a meat?"

This is hilariously tragic considering that this chick was 19. :smh:

[!!*10der*!!]

Earlier this week I was an hour late to work because I couldn't find my car keys. After frantically searching for at least 40 mins I screamed "WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE MY CAR KEYS?!" My 3 y/o then reaches into her purse and says "Right here Mommy". :angry::):angry::)

[ladyscorpio]

Earlier this week I was an hour late to work because I couldn't find my car keys. After frantically searching for at least 40 mins I screamed "WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE MY CAR KEYS?!" My 3 y/o then reaches into her purse and says "Right here Mommy". :angry::):angry::)

:lol::lol: she sounds like my youngest niece....if something goes missing check the kids stuff first. :)

[izayoi]

Earlier this week I was an hour late to work because I couldn't find my car keys. After frantically searching for at least 40 mins I screamed "WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE MY CAR KEYS?!" My 3 y/o then reaches into her purse and says "Right here Mommy". :angry::):angry::)

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That's awesome! Kids are always looking at everything you do.

My girlfriend said her daughter's school called her one time and asked her to come pick her daughter up because the little girl (6) at the time had gone to school wearing a maxi pad!:lol:

[!!*10der*!!]

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That's awesome! Kids are always looking at everything you do.

My girlfriend said her daughter's school called her one time and asked her to come pick her daughter up because the little girl (6) at the time had gone to school wearing a maxi pad!:lol:

:roflmao: :lol:

[OnyxFemme]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I have a 3 year old daughter too! And wait I have one about her purse:
She has a cute little pink coach-dont ask...:lol:
But one day my mom was like oooh let me see your pocketbook that is sooo cute. My daughter looked at me like :eek: and I was like:dunno:whats wrong? And she said "no granny this is my pocket book" and I was like girl let granny see......
My daughter started pulling down her shorts.
I felt so stupid and bad.........:smh:
We call her va-jay-jay her pocket book:smh:
I apologized to her more than I can count!

We are still laughing about that one!:lol::lol::lol:




Earlier this week I was an hour late to work because I couldn't find my car keys. After frantically searching for at least 40 mins I screamed "WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE MY CAR KEYS?!" My 3 y/o then reaches into her purse and says "Right here Mommy". :angry::):angry::)

[izayoi]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I have a 3 year old daughter too! And wait I have one about her purse:
She has a cute little pink coach-dont ask...:lol:
But one day my mom was like oooh let me see your pocketbook that is sooo cute. My daughter looked at me like :eek: and I was like:dunno:whats wrong? And she said "no granny this is my pocket book" and I was like girl let granny see......
My daughter started pulling down her shorts.
I felt so stupid and bad.........:smh:
We call her va-jay-jay her pocket book:smh:
I apologized to her more than I can count!

We are still laughing about that one!:lol::lol::lol:

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Hey at least she knows to be modest! She was probably like ewww grandma stop being a perv. :lol:

[OnyxFemme]

Lolol Ya know??? I keep praying that she is not scorned for life!!
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Hey at least she knows to be modest! She was probably like ewww grandma stop being a perv. :lol:

[ladyscorpio]

took the girls to the park on the weekend and the oldest one wanted the hubby to play with her on the play structure. He was like sorry hun am too big for it...she comes get me and was like can you tell him to come play with me? I was like well suga if he doesn't feel up to it what can I do. Girl gives me the :hmm: well you are the wife :hmm:

[izayoi]

took the girls to the park on the weekend and the oldest one wanted the hubby to play with her on the play structure. He was like sorry hun am too big for it...she comes get me and was like can you tell him to come play with me? I was like well suga if he doesn't feel up to it what can I do. Girl gives me the :hmm: well you are the wife :hmm:

She gets that from you. :lol:

[ladyscorpio]

She gets that from you. :lol:

:D lol possibly i was like :eek: and then :roflmao: cuz i couldnt believe she said that and knowing she was serious as a judge lol

[ladyscorpio]

So sitting with the oldest girl watching a movie....now she is a bit of a movie fiend....she looks at me quite serious outta nowhere she is like you know this is the only movie where the black guy doesn't die....:hmm:





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